Good Day Recruit,

Ohhh...isn't my Gracia so beautiful?! She is wonderful I tell you. The most wonderful woman ever. Oh yes...now you have come here and are being enlisted into the this world. Please have a great deal of fun, enjoy yourself and of course...ohhh look at my Gracia. She makes the most wonderful apple pies! Ohhh you must try some. *clears throat* Oh Yes...you will see many strange things and it is only right to question so much. Don't expect all the answers. Come on in, play nice with the others, and have a wonderful time. Ohhhhh don't forget to ask for Gracia's wonderful cooking!! I am so proud of her!!!